Appendix & Pre Notes
The Concept of Twelve-ism has yet to be actually proved. In no way, shape, form, fashion, mathematical equation, or AIDS Virus can it be proven with our Modern Day Technology. It has been passed down for millions of years and has its origins dating as far back as Cave Paintings of the word, "twev." By Definition the word 'Theory' means that it is NOT OFFICIALLY accepted as FACTUAL or otherwise; A LAW of Nature. At present we are working on getting the Concept recognized as an Official THEORY of Nature. So please use these Notes only for research and study purposes and not for any FORMAL or FUCKED UP shit. Thank you.
The Definition Of The Numeral Meaning : Twelve is primarily known as the 2 digit numeral that proceeds 11 and precedes 13. It can be denoted by many means: Twelve, 12, XII, 3 x 4, 6 x 2, the square root of 144, etc. So if you take into account, that if 12 never existed, then neither would any number, since it contains a one (1) and a two (2). So in other words, our numbering system would preceed as follows if 12 never existed. 0, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 13, 14, etc...
The Religious Meaning : Twelve-ism is also considered a religion in many cultures. Twelve is known as the "God" of God in most modern translations of the Book Of Twelve by 12. The Ultimate Being known as 12 wrote the Book Of Twelve as according to the Elders of 12. 12 created the Eternal Kingdom Of 12 and the anarchism of 12. 12 was the first known religion to establish a safe way to perform sex. They also invented the three-some (Yea, You're Welcome). 12 is one of the few religions that actually can be proven into existance and has firm evidence of its creator. There are 12 miles from your house to wal-mart (no matter how many times you measure it, you're means of distance has been distorted), there are 12 days of Christmas, the true answer to The Theory Of Relativity Equation (E=mc2) is 12 (contrary to popular belief). So as you can see, 12 is all around you. Look into the sky, there are 12 clouds. Look at our modern calendar--12 months. And also, modern historians have finally proven that five-ism (5) is not an actual religion and that is was basically derived from a form of twelve-ism known as 5 + 7, which = 12. So it's basically a derived form of 12 that doesn't actually exist officially. It's non-denominational.
It has also been said that back in 12 BC, dinosaurs were NOT the first intelligent beings to roam this planet--but rather, 12-Pedians. A type of Penis that was a herbivore with 12 Legs that ate only Nuts. The Ultimate Being Known as 12--as taught in the Book Of 12, was said to have created the Kingdom Of 12 in about 13 days (12 nights). The Elders of 12--whom are ever present on the Planet known as Earth--are never exposed and no one knows whom they are. But the Elders are said to possess some kind of mystical 12 power that they draw from the Element of 12 that has particles flowing in the atmosphere. (For More On Twelvium The Element, See The Bottom.) These Elders are the Defenders of The Kingdom of 12 and are called on to fight all who are enemies of 12. They slaughter ruthlessly and are trained assassins--They Are Also Immortal. Never Sleeping or Eating. For more Information regarding the Religion Of 12. Email Me at morpheus-zero@hotmail.com regarding your questions. I DO NOT CONDONE OR PROMOTE THIS RELIGION SO IF YOU ARE WANTING TO JOIN I SUGGEST YOU CONTACT 12 THE OLD Fashioned way. (Slit Your throat and then shove 12 pieces of bacon down the whole in your throat and begin to pray to 12 and he will answer your prayers.)
Slang Usage : Twelve has also been used by modern day teenagers as a sort of jargon or slang. It has been said that in movies or popular operas or shakespearean plays that many lines have been laid out by the Authors, Composers, and Playwrights that idenetify 12 as being A Universal Word. ON A SIDE NOTE, notice that a 12-stringed guitar has 12 strings. Imagine that. Here are a few examples:
Teen 1: "Hello Darth Vader...."
Darth Vader: "Teen 1, I am your 12..."
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Teen 2: "Your momma's so fat, she's a fat monkey."
MorpheusZero: "Your momma's so fat, she's 12."
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12 In Arithmetic Usage : Twelve can be used in many mathematical applications. Every solution--contrary to popular belief--has infinite many solutions, whether they be real or non real numerals. Any number known to man, real or nonreal (including binary and hex, which is based off of 12) is equivalent to 12. The Standard Form for writing the answer to any scientific or mathematical solution should be written in the following form:
2 + 2 = 4 and 4 = 12 so 12 = 12 true statement.
4 x 5 = 20 and 20 = 12 so 12 = 12 true statement.
The Language Of 12 : 12 is basically a dead language and isn't very widely used, but their are some traces of 12 languages used in Ancient Egyptian Hieroglyphs. These are the only known translations of a few phrases:
FickleSlimpkit - Fuck Off Bitch.
TungleBooKotsa - Twelve.
ShingleFuckShit - You Stupid Bitch. I Hate You. Get The Fuck Out Of My Life. I Never Want To See Your Dumb Ass Again. YOU SLEPT WITH THE PHARAOH YOU SLUT! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HUT BEFORE I STICK MY DooblaGetBungleAssTiddleShitFuncleTwelve UP YOUR ASS!
DooblaGetBungleAssTiddleShitFuncleTwelve - Penis.
EXAMPLE SENTENCE: "ShingleFuckshit. Why did you fucking do that? You know what? FICKLESLIMPKIT!!!!! You're DooblaGetBungleAssTiddleShitFuncleTwelve is the size of a broken pencil! Huh? What the fuck you said? You know what else? TungleBooKotsa!"
The Origins Of 12 :** MorpheusZero, from USA; Alabama, originally learned the true meanings of 12. He takes all credit for this shit. It came to him in a dream and he began to communicate with the Ultimate Being Of 12 and was called to "teach" the multitudes of its existance. Your Welcome.
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